You know how in a friend-pack there’s usually the one who’s “that guy”? Maybe he or she dresses a little out there compared to the rest, maybe they laugh a little too loud, maybe they are obviously not up-to-snuff when it comes to whatever task is going to be done. Basically “that guy” is the one who takes the heat off of the rest of the group. I believe that I am “that guy” when it comes to athleticism…or lack there of, that’s why I believe I was asked to come along on my latest adventure: spin class.
I almost think it was in jest that my friend, we’ll call her Margaret for the sake of this tale, invited me along for this adventure. Basically I envision when Dear Mags was thumbing through her rolodex of friends to join her at a new spin class, she had two routes to take either 1: someone who knows the ropes and can help guide her through this new experience OR 2: someone who is more out of shape and will make her look like a gazelle. Maggie-Waggy chose the second option. Enter me.
On an unassuming Tuesday I get the PING of a new email and see Margaret-a is inviting me to an hour of bicycling torment, not to be the person who turns down a challenge(this could also be why Mags dropped me the line). I fire back: “I’m in”, I’m sure to Maggie Mae’s full surprise. Fast forward a week. There I am getting locked into pedals to this death machine. For the next 58 minutes I spun my legs as fast as my potato-shaped legs could spin without me fearing that I lose all coordination and fall off the metal cycle of doom. There were a couple of times(okay several) where my legs had a different idea than my brain and my whole body came to a less-than-graceful kerthunk of a stop.
The environment was bumping with music videos blaring to drown out the heavy panting and possible groaning of the group…or was that just me? The tunes were good, a little Eminem: because nothing says thug life like spinning in a group of almost middle-aged women in different varieties of leggings and then a little George Michael for those actual middle-aged spandex wearing mamas. The pace and position was changed enough to keep it interesting and as to not completely kill the group(okay me again). Overall it was fun…ish? I needed about a half a week for my keister to recuperate but it was a “good” workout in the way that romaine salad with cucumbers is a “good” lunch. It does the job but it isn’t the bright spot in my day and I definitely don’t crave it.
However if Margaret calls me and asks me to go again, I probably would…just not this week. I still haven’t gotten George Michael’s “Freedom” out of my head.